I LOVE SHELBY CHRIST, RENEE GATES AND DOPEY!!!

My name is Sara. Sara Vengeance is what Renee Gates and Shelby Christ call me. In case you haven’t noticed, we like Avenged Sevenfold. I'm a very smart person, but I'm not a nerd. I bet you are. =]
I don't do drugs. I don't smoke. And I don't drink alcohol.... yet. Until, I'm 21, of course.
I play Bass Clarinet and Clarinet in my school band
Get over it
My birthday is November 16th, and I'm 14.
Oh yeah!
My friends are better than you, so you just have to deal with that.
School is okay, sometimes. I especially like 8th period =D
Shelby likes to put her hand up a clown’s hole. =D lmao [[inside joke]]
Bye for now!! *waves*




The Avenged Sevenfold Bible:
M. Shadows puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn’t have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type Synyster Gates into Google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky!’
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, Now.
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show 24 is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn’t want you anymore. He’s got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
The Rev didn’t vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, Let there be light, Synyster gates said, say please.
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn’t give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.

I like mainly anything., Acting stupid., Beads., Clothes., Enviroment., Family., Friends., Going places., Hanging out., Jumping on the trampoline., Music., Playing with my animals., School (sometimes)., Sharpies., Shopping., Sitting on the computer., Sleeping., Swimming., Taco Bell., Taking care of my animals., Talking to friends., Watching movies.

A, [The] All American Rejects, Angels And Airwaves, Avenged Sevenfold, B, [The] Beatles, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Bowling For Soup, Bush, C, Chevelle, [The] Culture Club, D, Disturbed, E, Evanescence, Eve 6, F, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, G, Good Charlotte, Green Day, H, HIM, I, Incubus, J, Jimmy Eat World, K, Korn, L, Lacuna Coil, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, M, Marilyn Manson, Matchbook Romance, Matchbox 20, My Chemical Romance, N, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, O, [The] Offspring, Our Lady Peace, P, Papa Roach, Pencey Prep, [A] Perfect Circle, Puddle of Mudd, Q, Quiet Riot, R, [The] Rasmus, [The] Red Hott Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, S, Saliva, Seether, Shinedown, Seether, Staind, Story of the Year, Sum 41, System of a Down, T, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, U, Unwritten Law, [The] Used, V, Velvet Revolver, W, ----, X, ----, Y, Yellowcard, Z, ----, 1-9, 10 Years, 30 Seconds to Mars

Accepted, Alice in Wonderland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgendy, [The] Aristocats, [The] Benchwarmers, Billy Madison, Cars, Clerks 2, Click, [The] Covenant, Cry Wolf, Dead End, Detroit Rock City, Dodgeball, Employee Of The Month, [The] Fox and the Hound, Grandma's boy, Grind, [The] Grudge, Harry Potter 3&4, [The] Initiation of Sarah, Jackass 1&2, Lion King 1&2, [The] Little Mermaid, Lords of Dogtown, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Madagascar, Peter Pan [[Animated and Non animated]], Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2, [The] Prestige, [The] Ringer, Scary Movie 1-4, [The] Sound Of Music, Star Wars Episode 1-6, Urban Legend, Van Helsing, Wedding Crashers, Without A Paddle, Wizard of Oz, X-Men 1-3, Zathura, Zoolander

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fairly Odd Parents, Family guy, Home Movies, Invader Zim, Mind of Mencia, Raw, Smackdown, Sailor Moon, [The] Simpsons, Sponge Bob Square Pants, South Park, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Viva La Bam

Harry Potter 3-6, Series of Unfortunate Events 1-12, Star Wars, Jedi Apprentice 1-5, There's a Wocket in my Pocket, [The] Time Capsule, [The] Wanderer, West Side Story, W.I.T.C.H. Books